Dear National Association of Child Marryers,
I wish to congratulate you on having solved all of our pending national issues and the future ones too; in order to justify your 'famous and well thought out bill' enabling a girl of any age to be married. Well-done, sirs and mas. More power to your elbow.
Please be informed that the rest of us will come en-masse to marry your babies/girl children, even the ones unborn (as you have told us that there is nothing wrong with cradle snatching).
The people YOU DO NOT REPRESENT!!!!