Eky's 2Cents

Friday, July 18, 2014

Humour: How to spot your mate in Naija!!! :-)

So Boma returns after a long spell away, thanks to Acada work with a funny post. This is for your Friday dose of laughs. Feel free to add your own clues o!



‎Ugolee 

With all due respect, if you ever wondered if we be mate, let me help you with clues to confirm.

If you were not around when your niegbours jubilation announced the birth of a new born and not a twitter handle, we no be mate 

If you've never heard about Dordan Barracks, then we no be mate 

If you never owned a family car wey them dey push to start, then we no be mate 

Ifyou don't remember being shocked that Big bird of Sesame street was yellow, we no be mate 

If garri and groundnut no follow you go secondary school. we no be mate 

If you never used "biro" to rewind audio cassette, then we no be mate. 

If you met Micheal Jackson as a white woman and not as a black man, we no be mate 

If you didn't get your jams from pressing play and record on your trident deck, then we no be mate 

If you no dye jeans yourself, then we no be mate. 

If you've never chased after flying termites for food after heavy down poor, then we no be mate 

If catapult been no follow for your toys, then we no be mate. 

If you no dey when na only Reggae Nigerian musicians dey sing, then we no be mate 

If Ichokwu is a weird sound to you, we no be mate If you never go receive phone for your niegbour land line or vise vasa, we no be mate 

If seeing a girls pant with a mirror, wasn't the strongest act of immorality you knew @ a time, we no be mate 

If you never put drop of after shave or perfume inside envelope with love note for woman. We can't be mate.

If your nieghbour need permission to beat you pass your mama, we no be mate. 

Where ma mates @?

By Boma Dokubo.

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