A wonderful Wednesday is my wish for you dear reader. I trust your day has been super. So we all watched the demolition, abi na annihilation wey World Cup hosts Brazil chop for the 'German Machine' hand yesterday night. Chai, diarrisgoduo (*Chuckles*). Anyway, my dearly beloved aunt Mina allowed me cull this from her website. It had me rolling on the floor to see the comments from Nigerians. Enjoy and add your own brand of hilarity below!!!!!!
Top 60 Naija Quotes from Brazil vs Germany.
9. Germany scored 4 goals in 6 minutes against the almighty Brazil, what a ground breaking record-Stickz
Top 60 Naija Quotes from Brazil vs Germany.
If you did not watch the match between Brazil and Germany, then you must have been sitting on a loooong thing. The outcome of the match was so shocking to many that try as we could to sieve out comments from the fans, most could simply not speak English! Frustrated at what news highlights we could give,we simply compiled key comments from celebrities, artists, citizens, sportsmen and Corporate workers. Even Toni who would not speak Pidgin English when drunk, couldn't find the English words to use. Kunle Afolayan kept chatting with d gods in great enchantments. Emma Ugolee was speaking per second in tongues! The lessons here are huge and most of all, shows the reactions by many who were in a state of shock. One thing I have taken from this is, Never say never.
Here are the top 60 quotes from Nigerians. Abeg, if I miss anyone, add am yourself (laughs)!!!!
1. Brazil in trouble: 4:0 in 27 minutes? God!-digital writer
2. Just 21 minutes
Brazil 0 - Germany 4-the jacobites
What a humiliation.
3. Abeg na Germany and Queens College, Lagos dey Play for ya TV??? Cos na wetin I dey see here ooo...
4 DoroBrazil -mr Kefi
5. Am sure our Nollywood producer are smilin, money don com,:D you will soon see a film titled "back to sender of germany to brazil or somtin close 2 it, Mtchewww8-| dats all we ar gud @. Thank God, am not a Nigerian:p wetin, my father's broda sister uncle mother is from germany, wat dos dat make me8-| Halfcast or Outcast:p abeg i dey go sleep.-Christabel
6. 5 goals in 30mins=DDer is God oooo
Ladies say NO to Brazilian Hair and say YES to Germany Hair=)) if dont know wer dey ar selln it, ask me:p-Christabela
7. I better let my name start with K ! Khedira, Klose , kroos , Khimothy,kheharex.. add yours-alhaji harex
8. Abeg, Brazil come sell groundnut for field???-Wapgodz.com
10. Make una no mind my yeye TV jawe! E dey show me Germany 5 - Brasil 0...in 1st half...I knw say e no possible-crude
11. Make una no mind my yeye TV jawe! E dey show me Germany 5 - Brasil 0...in 1st half...I knw say e no possible-oluggbedu
12. Brazilian hair price suppose drop to like 2k naira after this game ooo=D =))z-hyeman entertainment
13. Na lie na lie d keeper dey see LIONX_X13.-Mic Records?
14. Breaking news!! Brazilian hair before is 100k now its 500million gurls no more brazilian hair go for germania hair just 0 naira-Bimbo cardozo
15. Holland to win tomorrow n Messi will be astonished. 7 for Germany?I didn't expect this no of goals-Barrister olumide
16.Germany 5 — Brasil 0
iPhone 5 — Brasil 0
Hi5 — Brasil 0
GTA 5 — Brasil 0-Trinidad chicc
17. Brazil, what of 2 defenders? 2 defenders that can prevent too many goals. Did you come with any? No, you weren't told too? Ok continue...-Engr bob Manuel
18. Does this mean that Brazilian hair will be cheap?-jibola
19. why ndi FIFA ji hapu ndi Germany ka ha jiri ògwu na agba worldcup?-Emma Ugolee
20. Chai chai una sure say :'( na only germans waka come? Cos dis goals dey are sharing una sure say d principal n d 2 teachers no dey inside d field ? :'( cos dis na brazil dem spell so oooo chai diaris God ooooo! Dorobrazil Doorocry-Min of Employment
21. hair Vs legs-Enkay
22. Abeg which station dey show the real Brazil vs Germany match? E b like say na tomorrow them get match, this one na training oh. Nigeria try ooo=D-Mr 2ways
23. FIFA to announce the date of the real match between Germany and Brazil after tonight's rehearsals saying German Machine had no fear to spell Brazil in Brazil *ROTFL*-Pincon-I rep jesus.
24. Germans and Brazil will play after dis training-Gbedu Mag
25. Goooaaaallll!!! 7-0. World disgrace!!!It is raining here oo!Brazil rain don reach here-Don Chichi
26. Updated on world cup, Brazil 0 Germany 7. God can do anything!Bayo Aladesuru
26. Now I just believed BABA IJEBU gave the Brazilians money to lose this match. This is impossicant. Ehn -Acada Magazine
27. Brazil looked a very bad team at d onset. They have been all d while aided by FIFA to get to this stage. Let's face it they were not a force to be reckoned with. Just because of street riots at various cities FIFA kept Brazil in the competition. Now they are being humiliated by a team that couldn't beat Ghana. What a shame FIFA.-Obi Osutule
28. Na lie na lie d keeper dey see LIONX_X-Yaankee Booys
29. chai! its 7:0
use dp to stop Germany from scoring more goals ooooo..... this is not fair oo-Dejinous
30. who dey watch wetin I dey watch?Abi my TV dey lie?
Somebody Shud pls tell Brazil to run out of d Field ooooooooooooo!!!! Make dis scores no go reach 10 kus dm don spell BRAZIL make dm no go spell BRAZILIAN fr dem o
Aftarall dey dm loose kus Dis s a Spiritual Game no b football again ooooooo!!!! Call 911 help! Help!! Help!!! Dere s God ooooooo....
I sha knw say Germany no fit carry dis cup dm next game dy commot dem dey don score wetin dm suppose score win cup... Who one bet?-ke De Boi
31. Text "E DON DO" to 33521 to stop Germany from Destroying Brazilian football name-The Guardian
32. Abeg make Brazil borrow players from Germany for 10min :D =D =D-Tranquil creative
33. You see now, prevention is better than cure. My white witches (awon iya osoronga) in Brazil predicted this scores and advised that the team should ru ebo (do sacrifice) but they declined. See how it all ended. O ma se o! Riru ebo ni ngbe ni, airu ebo kii gbeyan.-Kunle Afolayan
34. Final score Brazil 1-- Germany 7
In other news--Neymar saw this coming.
Nigerians grateful we didn't go beyond our muscle, imagine meeting this German team.
Holland and Argentina confused, don't feel like playing in the final against Germans
German hair price rises on hair stock market as Brazilian hair drops, Nigerian hair makes appreciable increase
Brazilians already home, they don't need to go home.
Nigerians ask Yobo and Mikel for forgiveness. Realize that they tried...
Its late in my side of the wood. Make I go close my german locks, so that brazilians don't do me james bond.-Charles PCD
35. So where will Brazil go to home or where?-Spidey connect
36. Breaking News:Nigeria government bans brazilian hair.>:O If u r caught na kiri kiri >:/-TobEe Olojuede
37. Breaking News:Nigeria government bans brazilian hair.>:O If u r caught na kiri kiri >:/-DK 9KE
38. Prayer point: Every BRAZIL in my life, BABA GOD, Suarez dem, if dem refuse to leave, GERMANY dem... Can I hear an AMEN?-Hay Kraft concept
39. BREAKING NEWS: According to FIFA, what happened btw BRAZIL&GERMANY dis nite was a SCREEN ERROR,the match has not started,pls take Note. C!-)M£DIAN SH*sun*LASAMS!-)N.-Holasamson
40. Just so you know : you just watched Brazil's worst defeat in 93 years...."-Enigma
41. In the book of FIFA, chapter 11 verse 35, it reads "BRAZILIANS WEPT"
Brazil 0 - Germany 5
Brazil 0 - Germany 7
Brazil 1 - Germany 7
Germany, deris God ooooh!
#GudNyte-Oseni Mac jacobs
42. Thank GOD Nigeria did not play Germany. His a Merciful GOD-Sophie couture
43. No more brazilian hair ooo...germany hair lole se ooo-Freshkid Kanmil
44. You go fear prayer na, Pastors be like Every Brazil posing threats to my life let Heavenly Germany score 7 Goals against them. Spirit of open and keeperless post in my Brazilian life I command an Heavenly Enyeama to fill it now. Oh God of German machines cause all the Brazilians in my life to concede 7 Goals. Oh God of Heaven let the Neyma of Brazil in my life sustain injuries. Nawa. I nor fit laugh o. ;)-BSS Omameh
45. You go fear prayer na, Pastors be like Every Brazil posing threats to my life let Heavenly Germany score 7 Goals against them. Spirit of open and keeperless post in my Brazilian life I command an Heavenly Enyeama to fill it now. Oh God of German machines cause all the Brazilians in my life to concede 7 Goals. Oh God of Heaven let the Neyma of Brazil in my life sustain injuries. Nawa. I nor fit laugh o. ;)-Photography
46. Pls note date d match betwn brazil vs germany has bein cancel. Fifa said d goals was scored by machines n nt humans. So d match will b playd after d world cup. Bt wait oh hw e for b for 9ja wit mikel n yobo for field-Lexiano
47.U will Never Know D Value Of Embarrassment until U Taste Disgrace!!! U can Confirm from Barzil and Scolari...may u neva taste embarrassment in ur life-Hon Kitty
48. Germany make una calm down nao. Even Chris Brown didn't beat Rihanna like this!!!-Nmutakaa
49. I guess the germans have forgotten they will be sleeping in Brazil tonight ....:^> #DoroHumiliation-Tobatolani
50. I guess the germans have forgotten they will be sleeping in Brazil tonight ....:^> #DoroHumiliation-Tobatolani
51.Please viewers Press *225*5# on your remote the real match is still 0-0 we
apologize for mix up......Chryz john
52.Check channel 71GB. Brazil just scored the 3rd goal oooo now-Ktreasure
53.Can Brazil appeal for match replay tomorrow been the host country?-Designer Bunchila
54.Chai Brazil dey enjoy oh, they drank 5Alive first half, second half they drank 7up and even gave Germany 1 free drink.-Kel Kida
55.U knw wetin sweet me pass????..
Nafizaa no go dey ask 4 money to do Brazilian hair again.
#ThankYouGermany =)) =D :D-Oluwaa slimy
56. 7-1 Disaster - R u sure that there won't be riots in Brazil tonite?-Toni
57. 7-1 Disaster - R u sure that there won't be riots in Brazil tonite?-Emma Ugolee
58. Attention my Ibo brothers in the beauty business. According to Brazilian tradition : Women to shave hair to mourn loss to Germany.
Nna see markayti. Germany bikonu 10:0 let us gain something from this world cup. Oginidi?-EMma Ugolee
59. Kai,this tears from Brazil go. Cause flood. O!Where is NEYMAR. Sorry NEMA no BEMA!-Mimi