Eky's 2Cents

Monday, June 09, 2014

For LAFFS: TYPES OF SLAPS!!!!!

Hullo my dearly beloved, I trust you are having a great start to your week. In order to aid this, I decided to paste this funny tidbit I got from my friend Sketch (with his permission of course). Does anyone remember those slaps Popeye used to give Bluto after taking his can of Spinach? This will remind you if you dont.
Enjoy!!!!

                                            
 
TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.


2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and the voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol.

3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like “what did I do?”

4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..Bros, shey you been dey watch? I been no do anything o.

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap you start asking questions that don’t need reply.. like "John, you slapped me?"

7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing and smiling like mumu.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you, the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden) when you'll be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together.

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to nest while birds will be flying all around you.

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?? Please share in the comments box. 

Have a swell day darlings!!!!


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